18/10/11 @4:16
HR
“No, I mean…I’m into it. You just looked taller in your picture.”

“No, I mean…I’m into it.

You just looked taller in your picture.”

17/10/11 @22:55
“We do it execution-style at halftime with the t-shirt gun. Listen for ‘My Sharona.’ The car will be running out back.”

“We do it execution-style at halftime with the t-shirt gun.

Listen for ‘My Sharona.’ The car will be running out back.”

12/10/11 @19:42
HR
“It’s the silver Audi. Don’t let that kid Mario near it. Last time I was here he locked a fart in my car.”

“It’s the silver Audi. Don’t let that kid Mario near it.

Last time I was here he locked a fart in my car.”

11/10/11 @21:24
HR
“Call when the package is safely on the boat. And remember: If she dies, you die.”

“Call when the package is safely on the boat. And remember:

If she dies, you die.”

10/10/11 @4:22
HR
“You’re officially my son now, Mr. Hoang. Let’s go to the park and celebrate your new birthday.”

“You’re officially my son now, Mr. Hoang.

Let’s go to the park and celebrate your new birthday.”

09/10/11 @23:58
HR
“I want it out of me. Now.”

“I want it out of me. Now.”

09/10/11 @23:57
HR
“I’m so turned on right now. I love both of you.” “I’m totally into this, body and soul.” “Yep, same.”

“I’m so turned on right now. I love both of you.”

“I’m totally into this, body and soul.”

“Yep, same.”

09/10/11 @19:33
HR
“I accept your Pepsi challenge.”

“I accept your Pepsi challenge.”

09/10/11 @3:38
“In my country, we do everything limp-wristed.”

“In my country, we do everything limp-wristed.”

09/10/11 @2:51
“From now on, I shall give YOU treats.”

“From now on, I shall give YOU treats.”